I am the author behind this now viral tweet. I own my mistake, and now I rock it. #largeboulder https://t.co/hvHb8JX0ij— Susan Lilly (@susanlilly) January 28, 2020
I regret to inform you that Mike Bloomberg attempted to shake a dog’s mouth. pic.twitter.com/hKsagJ4xAf— Christopher J. Hale (@chrisjollyhale) January 28, 2020
we need more Dort license plates in the gift shop, I repeat we are sold out of Dort license plates pic.twitter.com/4p2HKB1QCr— Tobi Wilson #1 Fan Account, not affiliated w/ tobi (@tobiwilson56) January 30, 2020
This is... insane? I have no idea what any of this means.— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) January 30, 2020
Is this what Settlers of Catan is? https://t.co/qe2kLTWFcB
Teach a man to fish, and you condemn him to a notoriously precarious living whose material base is undergoing ecological collapse.— Jedediah Britton-Purdy (@JedediahSPurdy) January 30, 2020
I can't name a single Renaissance artist who isn't also a ninja turtle— qntm (@qntm) January 30, 2020
just found this instagram account that’s a kid who calls himself the Shirley Temple King and goes to restaurants and gives brutally honest reviews of their shirley temples. it’s so pure and I love him so muchhttps://t.co/5UqM1wJbDk pic.twitter.com/mlSQzgtnjz— Shay Spence (@chezspence) January 28, 2020
Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. pic.twitter.com/GcAhhONDHY— Tom Burgess (@Tomb_Urges) January 30, 2020
why worry about today when you can worry about the past present and future simultaneously like a nervous god— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 28, 2020
Let me tell you about my best friend pic.twitter.com/CqPoyGFrZ3— viralvideos (@BestVideosviral) January 27, 2020
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