I’m by far not the best person but by far the worst thing I’ve ever done is accidentally touch the mailman through my house’s mail slot. I have never before heard the sort of noise he made after reaching into what he hoped was the cold embrace of a mail slot and finding a hand.— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) January 20, 2020
wearing a turtleneck is like yes, i have books, but i also have secrets... and they are about sex— skoden liz warren (@nomunnynohunny) January 20, 2020
my dad just asked me, “what was the problem with that commercial where the man buys a thin wife?”— Scaachi (@Scaachi) January 20, 2020
he was talking about the peloton ad.
This look like a Burger King watch https://t.co/T3AiVGDMsl— Loafer connoisseur (@Al_Laflare) January 19, 2020
this little girl is so 😭💖 pic.twitter.com/g1Cq3g4i6J— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) January 16, 2020
LMAO. LOOK AT MY DOG pic.twitter.com/z9qlS7pnf8— London ✍🏾 (@Unclelondonn) January 19, 2020
Bro ur lucky my weighted blanket is holding me back— Devon Palmer (@devon__palmer) January 16, 2020
George Kittle really came out to his postgame presser in a t-shirt with a shirtless Jimmy G 🤣— ESPN (@espn) January 20, 2020
"I was saving it for a special occasion. ... He even signed it." pic.twitter.com/cz3RhP931S
Before I proposed to my baby I was walking around the house for weeks like lmfaoooo pic.twitter.com/Cv0tf2e5V8— LapiZERO 🖋 (@ZerosBM) January 19, 2020
The way he looked back at it after he got TF out 💀 pic.twitter.com/xgRonxr0AQ— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) January 19, 2020
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