Well, friends. This is what came in the mail. I’m gonna need something else, please. pic.twitter.com/42TjTrTh2j— Lynsey Mukomel (@lynseymukomel) January 17, 2020
Amazing clip from the Madison alcohol license review committee. You can’t write this stuff. pic.twitter.com/4xVtEOkI90— Zork! (@Zorknogg) January 18, 2020
Some nights I wake up screaming at the walls WATCHERS GET A SALARY AND SLAYERS DON'T— ❄🌲⛄ (@WearyWithToil) January 15, 2020
You love to see it 🙂— ESPN MMA (@espnmma) January 18, 2020
📰Full story, including quotes from Tapasa, by @marc_raimondi ➡️ https://t.co/KPGlWjpqo9 pic.twitter.com/YVFwQGf7Dt
Me, in my teens: This radio station is playing my jams.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 17, 2020
Me, in my 20s: This bar is playing my jams.
Me, in my 30s: This grocery store is playing my jams.
ASSASSINA pic.twitter.com/QjnvdYOnmW— amadí (@amadoit__) January 18, 2020
in the middle of the night yesterday i realised i have an exact formula for how i figure out what my dnd character du jour's motivation is gonna be pic.twitter.com/Cud1OlLKxs— Mari Costa (@marinscos) January 19, 2020
When I was a wee emo this guy asked me out - I didn’t hear from him on the day till he texted me saying sorry & that his bat had died😪 so I got him a condolence card & a present and took it to the date like I’m so sorry about ur pet bat & he was like no I meant my phone battery https://t.co/pur9ENV6SE— holly x (@hollyshortall) January 19, 2020
Nick Gage is for the children.— Trisha Parker (@JordynneGrace) January 19, 2020
This is adorable. https://t.co/asuvuBnOd8
woke up to a text from my mom about how a wild elephant went into a Sri Lankan hotel and gently wandered around while poking stuff with his trunk pic.twitter.com/C2biQT8C30— Upuli 🇱🇰 (@upidaisy) January 19, 2020
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