thinking, as i occasionally do, about the family whose child was so enthralled by a louisiana personal-injury lawyer's ads that they threw him a personal-injury lawyer themed birthday party https://t.co/GXjLx9d9vy
— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) October 12, 2020
Just thinking about how often people must call Sean Bean “Mr. Bean” in his day-to-day life
— Ben Mekler (@benmekler) October 9, 2020
It has arrived ☠️ pic.twitter.com/UFXkKim3kC
— Phil Salvador (@itstheshadsy) October 12, 2020
— Scare-uh McLaughlin (@sarahemclaugh) October 11, 2020
Right, hold on. I've done this career service thing now and, lads, is there some sort of nationwide shortage of boxers we've not been told about? pic.twitter.com/RaKMFqK9uO
— Séamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) October 9, 2020
my uncle said he wouldn’t discuss trump with me unless I said one good thing he’s done so I said he’s normalizing makeup for men and it didn’t go as I planned
— daniel but spooky™️ (@danielsogay) October 7, 2020
To this student, we love you. pic.twitter.com/FkBjUTwTRr
— Laura D'Olimpio (@Lauradol4) October 9, 2020
Dent Wizard rolled into my neighborhood today. Don’t let them find us Dent Keepers! pic.twitter.com/1lrmXW7QTD
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) October 12, 2020
I was researching outdoor pop-up pods for cold-weather outdoor socially distanced hanging out, and instead discovered this delight, which I now share with you. pic.twitter.com/FQ8hAgsk2H
— Celeste Ng (@pronounced_ing) October 12, 2020
This is the worst knife in the world pic.twitter.com/0NV7U0vB0M
— Big Boobs Haunt (@UsagiCola) October 11, 2020
spoon is cheaper than change the whole fence pic.twitter.com/ngdJXkJ5sU
— 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘐𝘌 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘙 (@333333333433333) October 12, 2020
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