Me peddling wholesome Halloween content while the world explodes reminds me of that Golden Girls episode where Reporter Rose continued covering the dog show in the middle of an armed robbery.— Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛♂️ (@DinosaurDracula) October 2, 2020
On-brand, I guess? pic.twitter.com/N5g7VdHB7G
This is news hyperinflation. Journalists are wandering around with wheelbarrows full of news but it's all worthless because it now costs one million news to buy a loaf of bread.— Richard Hall (@_RichardHall) October 2, 2020
my kid just unwrapped her new peppa dinner set and I accidentally ordered a french version and now it says groin groin groin all over the plates and cup ffs pic.twitter.com/3IfXzVfjTL— Maggy (@maggyvaneijk) September 30, 2020
Lamar's got a hell of a piece pic.twitter.com/mP8brQvVtu— Stu Motown #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) September 29, 2020
— Amelia Lola罗 (@machodoodle) September 30, 2020
Does anyone know why a significant volume of carrots has just been dumped on Goldsmiths university campus? pic.twitter.com/oYj51IxHfp— George Greenwood (@GeorgeGreenwood) September 30, 2020
legend has it at my dad’s funeral, my brother (7), in an attempt to assume his role as manful comforter, leaned over to me (4) and stage-whispered “at least we won’t have to be quiet in the house all the time anymore.” I do not remember this but witnesses do— the needle-felted head of joyce carol oates (@queenofbithynia) September 28, 2020
Can we get Andy Reid whatever Diego Maradona is wearing here? pic.twitter.com/zaK2pWMuiS— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) September 30, 2020
very little is funnier to me than pictures of pollinating bats who've been going hog wild on the nectar pic.twitter.com/T8T8q8ozdd— omelette king (@SzMarsupial) September 21, 2020
— 中国最新情報(xChina) (@xChina4) September 29, 2020
Everything in Australia is weird.— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) September 29, 2020
"Koala rescued after scaling NSW lighthouse" https://t.co/WNGgJLtNP1 pic.twitter.com/wmGGpy4665
— 100% Goats (@EverythingGoats) September 30, 2020
Interspecies friendship of the day. pic.twitter.com/0nsEz4Q0xR— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) October 1, 2020
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