The background image for "Julia and Jacques Cooking at Home" on Amazon Prime is Julia Child pulling a gun on Jacques Pepin. pic.twitter.com/PJH0nf4To3— Randy Renstrom (@RandyRenstrom) June 11, 2017
Lmao at Bobby Portis saying Rondo cares more about winning money in practice than shooting in regular season NBA games 😂😂😂https://t.co/HfOSeOBBcG pic.twitter.com/fpwOScqKri— Finals Faigen (@hmfaigen) October 4, 2020
Seeing a lot of talk about the Trump donor event having a buffet, and all I can think about is the time when I witnessed America at the peak of its greatness https://t.co/PAThPxErsN— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 3, 2020
Content used to be so precious. You’d save a gum wrapper if it had your favorite character on it, because who knew the next time you’d see a pic of Tweety— Geneva (@cartoonfuntime) September 27, 2020
My hot take: car horns should be as loud inside of the car as they are outside of the car— Sarah 😷 (@SarahJ_Berry) October 1, 2020
Fellas, I pic.twitter.com/LIO2CqsOd5— Natalia Antonova 🦉🕯 (@NataliaAntonova) October 1, 2020
I found this EXTRA SUSPICIOUS mushroom on my commute to work today, and honestly it's giving me danger vibes. pic.twitter.com/jFaWBqe2Dr— 🌑🌒🌓Patient is the Night🌔🌕🌬️🌌 (@CrowBirdArt) September 30, 2020
I used to go to the library by myself a lot as a kid and one time the librarian asked me for ID and I said “I don’t have ID, I’m 8” and she said “well what if you get hit by a bus? How will they identify your body?” And I never returned to that library.— rebecca (@rivkaehh) October 2, 2020
A smarter zoo would charge visitors extra to visit this exhibit and make sick money. I for one would be utterly thrilled to hear a parrot just flat-out call me a f***wad for no reason. https://t.co/6jGFhSdrDB— Jeff B., who on earth is this guy?? (@EsotericCD) September 30, 2020
I know we’re all dealing with a lot on the timeline right now, but if you need a cleanser, here’s a toddler eating salt and vinegar chips for the first time pic.twitter.com/hDgJ4PKphz— Laura Portwood-Stacer, PhD (@lportwoodstacer) October 3, 2020
Holy shit what pic.twitter.com/co62mMQA14— Stu Motown #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) October 1, 2020
I think a disproportionate amount about this Tumblr post by actual fans of Harry Potter, because these people were legitimately members of the fandom and yet this argument is basically "You know what's so great about the HARRY POTTER series? It is very badly written." pic.twitter.com/r0dpRLuf0g— Vapor Weyve (@Nymphomachy) October 1, 2020
Truly love the idea of a Flower Man because I’m strongly against children in weddings and he was smooth with it lol pic.twitter.com/34grLVxGmQ— Money Makin' AshMo (@AshMoLash5) September 30, 2020
remembering when i was v high on percocet (from a surgery) and forced my father to follow me around our neighborhood so i could, “make a tv show” pic.twitter.com/UanySp66PR— sydney battle (@SydneyBattle) October 1, 2020
The more time I spend with these inquisitive, gentle, wild animals the more I learn about#Trust#Acceptance #Communication #Nature pic.twitter.com/ZHFIyBNoZn— Ben Burville (@Sealdiver) October 2, 2020
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