I want someone to make a movie in which a lawyer is transformed into a cat and uses Zoom to continue working, pretending that it's a filter he just doesn't know how to remove.— Naomi Kritzer (@NaomiKritzer) February 9, 2021
The domestic robot's LIDAR has detected a portal into the mirror universe. pic.twitter.com/fteJV634a3— Trammell Hudson ✪ (@qrs) February 7, 2021
[as Elon Musk memes Bitcoin’s value to record high] Sorry you can’t have those $2,000 checks, money doesn’t grow on trees— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) February 9, 2021
^_^ pic.twitter.com/DHVyM64KQ8— Priority Roll Podcast (@PriorityRoll) February 7, 2021
The stock market is just the marshmallow test for adults.— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) February 5, 2021
Deeply love this — dining on a Ferris wheel — why did we wait for a pandemic for this?https://t.co/lgRg2XJJmQ— Sara Thacher (@thacher) February 7, 2021
I've always suspected pic.twitter.com/Ov3GVfzkwv— 👨🏻💻☕️ (@hunterwalk) February 7, 2021
It's cold enough in Calgary today that I used a frozen towel as a toboggan 😂 pic.twitter.com/i0itJmXp3U— Kyle Brittain (@KyleTWN) February 7, 2021
Addendum:— Kyle Brittain (@KyleTWN) February 7, 2021
Part of the towel SNAPPED right off when I was rolling it up!
Apologies to my wife...I'll buy a new one 😬🥶 pic.twitter.com/NT9h3GJjKr
Marilyn Monrowl pic.twitter.com/3YqOK5beD3— Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) February 7, 2021
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