sorry i can’t give you a ride to the airport....the uh......senate parliamentarian said i couldnt
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) February 26, 2021
It’s understandable to brag and celebrate having the best record in February when your franchise’s biggest accomplishment is food poisoning MJ.
— Vernon Maxwell (@VernonMaxwell11) February 26, 2021
I had completely forgotten about this, one of the all-time great typos, and have just spent a full minute shriek-laughing in glee https://t.co/W48D4EbDmH
— Kat Brown (@katbrown) February 21, 2021
Rap beef is funny when you think about it. Two (or more) grown men so angry they are driven to recite poetry over an instrumental.
— lil peppa pot (@Wildebee_) February 16, 2021
I *love* that this is what they’re called in French pic.twitter.com/vlaprjPdyV
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 16, 2021
Altman fucking with the rich asshole who owned The Long Goodbye beach house, simply a legend of a man. pic.twitter.com/iJG6ALKBX1
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) July 19, 2020
Robert Altman munching on pot brownies in the first row of the 1993 Oscars while progressively laughing harder each time he loses is the only acceptable way to attend them otherwise stay home and watch literally anything else. pic.twitter.com/VxHKy2tDDi
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) February 5, 2020
Floyd Mayweather buys NBAYoungboy’s son an icy Rolex pic.twitter.com/jFJpDwHZOi
— Kollege Kidd (@KollegeKidd) February 19, 2021
Every single Scandinavian crime drama: pic.twitter.com/tLXNv45sbU
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) January 6, 2021
Because you want to see the greatest fitness buddy of all time. pic.twitter.com/u3V8P8yOg8
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) February 20, 2021
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