I have once again been reminded that Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has an entire family of imaginary friends who act as his policy advisors on pretty much everything pic.twitter.com/XYwGL6ZbXm
— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) February 15, 2021
Aliens is a great movie about the importance of being forklift certified
— real housewives de l’outaoaius (@milfnokids) February 16, 2021
This guy is doing huge numbers today by posting a two year old video from a previous Mars mission, but in the process giving us a valuable reminder of how boring Mars is - the unfortunate truth is, Mars is not a great place for original content creators https://t.co/UB0Pjl0Qcl
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 19, 2021
how is this real pic.twitter.com/RhZt301107
— punishment inflicter🧠💤 (@villecallio) February 18, 2021
"you cannot kill me in a way that matters." is one of the hardest lines ive ever heard and it came from a tumblr post about mushrooms
— nari 🎸⚣ (@monomaniiia) February 15, 2021
Gf who hits curbs bf who blames the curbs
— 20 (@JayG130) February 14, 2021
7th grade Spanish teacher taught us that patatas bravas were called that because the potatoes were brave for going into the spicy sauce and I will cherish that thought for the rest of my life. Honor them. Honor their sacrifice
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 14, 2021
Me from around 12.30pm every day pic.twitter.com/b01EZfkGkO
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) February 15, 2021
Huskies refusing to come inside from the cold is my new fav thing pic.twitter.com/aGAg0qu1GW
— The God Tongue (@aprettyPR) February 16, 2021
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