therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now
— Alex Dragicevich (@alexdrag_) February 18, 2021
me: ok rank us
my big sunflower hat got stuck in the vents while we were crawling through them for the stealth mission. we have to go back for it
— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) July 3, 2014
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) February 19, 2021
with love, if I happen to see that your Twitter is mostly weird screeds about me, I am gonna block you, because unhealthy parasocial relationships with random reporters do not constitute living your best life, and I want that for you
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) February 15, 2021
This is the story of "dawizard": in a 1994 Dungeons and Dragons book, the writer originally used "mage" instead of the correct term "wizard." The editor made him replace all instances...including the "mage" in "damage". pic.twitter.com/9qieWwACqY
— Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov) February 18, 2021
Easily the single most powerful interaction in the history of Facebook Camry owners groups pic.twitter.com/jjkW1Vvf87
— fitzy (@fivewaylogjam) February 15, 2021
Learned my lesson very quickly that playing "videos for cats" on YouTube for my kittens is not a great idea pic.twitter.com/6OlNLKLcgF
— Patrice Caldwell (@whimsicallyours) February 19, 2021
Nolina took a slushy snack-crunching adventure walk as Portland thaws out pic.twitter.com/zTLSRCnX0k
— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) February 19, 2021
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