please preserve the sanctity of the toy that stores its face in its ass
— Erin Somers (@SomersErin) February 25, 2021
look, the Potato Head is still going to come with the traditional small plastic genitalia, there's just going to be a much wider range of choices.
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) February 25, 2021
Here's the article these images are from: https://t.co/YLANuyqLB5
— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) February 25, 2021
congress’ dungeon master says the minimum wage has 1hp and needs to roll a natural 20
— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) February 26, 2021
The pop of the airbag. The flutter of the hat. The collective gasp by the audience. Perfect ending. pic.twitter.com/9xWG4nDtb2
— George Balekji (@GeorgeBalekji) February 24, 2021
love how the airbag didnt go off when he hit the thing, as if some comedy god was watching over
— Andy J - Black Lives Matter (@LovelyAndyUK) February 25, 2021
They don’t make men like this anymore pic.twitter.com/nnFUy6R6ES
— Nikita Redkar (@nikitadumptruck) February 10, 2021
I fucked around and found out pic.twitter.com/ogtcYzmEbu
— Kris Ligman (@KrisLigman) February 18, 2021
doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions
— mr. rager’s neighborhood (@lilgrapefruits) February 17, 2021
Just a laid-back lion strolling casually through the snow... #WaitForIt pic.twitter.com/NBUTOhYQ0i
— Maryland Zoo (@marylandzoo) February 19, 2021
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