Texas, get you someone who will regulate your power grid the way they regulate your uterus
— Lindy Li (@lindyli) February 20, 2021
would be a huge power move for kanye to wheel out the robert kardashian hologram as his divorce lawyer
— louisa (@louisakeight) February 20, 2021
You are all God’s NFTs.
— Chad Hurley (@Chad_Hurley) February 21, 2021
In 2008, Pony sent me a pair of cleats to promote what Randy Moss would be wearing in a game. The problem? They didn’t realize they didn’t have a pair for him. I had to send them back for him to play in https://t.co/Ka33iKbfs8
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 14, 2021
My favorite language fact is that alligator's etimology is english people mishearing "el lagarto"
— Blur ☕ Commissions Open (@SmoothSpookBlur) February 18, 2021
It is the classic @ryanpequin comic
— brandon sheffield (@necrosofty) February 17, 2021
and yes I am talking about project triangle strategy (lol) pic.twitter.com/NVcAuNBBqU
“It looks like you’re trying to write a Valentines Day note to someone below you in the reporting structure.” pic.twitter.com/1gzKAn5a9i
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) February 14, 2020
I could genuinely watch him do this all day pic.twitter.com/LQBEHkJRw9
— Keifer (@DannyVegito) February 21, 2021
I haven't read the piece. There's no way it gets better from this pic.twitter.com/qWRj5cKetK
— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) February 17, 2021
I know you didn’t realise you wanted to see a mummy bear teach her children to cross the road but you did!🙂pic.twitter.com/WlcziICkoj
— DrewLawrenceAntiques (@DrewLawDesign) February 15, 2021
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