Um Eugene. Thank you for your support. I have one correction to make. https://t.co/ZodHZ1BPCJ
— Ed Asner (@TheOnlyEdAsner) February 7, 2021
My only working brain cell 1.2 seconds after the pediatrician’s front desk asks me what my kid’s birthday/month/year is. pic.twitter.com/sT5FacfFkM
— Kiersten Essenpreis (@K_Essenpreis) February 8, 2021
HS mascot of the day - Rocky Ford Meloneers (CO)
— Tale of the Ticket (@StoriesStub) February 6, 2021
Melons are the staple of the community and the logo is a tribute to Watermelon Day, a tradition during the Arkansas Valley Fair when free 🍉 is given to the public. Home Gym - The Melondome. Thanks to @ajw_sports @UniWatch @CHSAA pic.twitter.com/qdSYPmfSCy
imagine how fucking angry the rat that controls gordon ramsey must be all the time
— Stephen Is A Wizard Who Can Do Magic (@stepheniscowboy) July 8, 2018
One part of adulthood no one prepared me for: You have a phone with you at all times. The phone rings ten times a day. Every time it rings, the person calling is a robot trying to steal your social security number.
— Lauren O'Neal (@laureneoneal) February 3, 2021
There are two ways to introduce yourself to a new wrestling audience pic.twitter.com/Cgm7e55j92
— The Bronson Corporation, But Cold (@BronsonLee) February 4, 2021
During a fishing excursion in Alaska, the pilot left a cooler with bait in the plane. A bear smelled it and...this is what the bear did to the plane.
— Capt. Ivan (@CockpitChatter) February 6, 2021
The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him two new tires, and duct tape, He patched the plane and FLEW IT HOME ! pic.twitter.com/4T7U4nGn89
Lost doggy screaming with joy after being reunited with its owner. 😭😭❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/GPLwm3T18g
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@akkitwts) February 5, 2021
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