if you strike me down, i shall become more injured than you can possibly imagine
— Joke and Stories (@tupacdurex) December 4, 2013
Your day wasn’t as bad as you thought pic.twitter.com/D5BSnuiTfs
— Dave Lee (@DaveLeeFT) February 5, 2022
Women's sports is suffering from lack of funding for events and training, lack of attention, tons of sexual abuse between trainers and athletes but it's kinda wild to see so many people suddenly concerned about the sanctity women's sports the second trans women want to compete
— Mia Mulder (@Potatopolitics) February 4, 2022
Solarpunk yogurt commercial with a guy tending a little garden plot alongside a robot, and the camera zooms in to show it’s Peter Thiel. There are 5 billion dead just offscreen.
— Fred Scharmen (@sevensixfive) February 2, 2022
If this results in a weekly class where Jeff Bezos teaches you how to get ripped while also dispensing ruthless business advice, it's a great transaction https://t.co/aWuATsOr0i
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 4, 2022
Sources: Three Antetokounmpo brothers – Giannis and Thanasis of the Milwaukee Bucks and Alex of the G League's Raptors 905 – are strongly considering participating together in the Skills Challenge at NBA All-Star. A revamped competition is expected to have teams of three players.
— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) February 4, 2022
SCREAM 8: A BENOIT BLANC MYSTERY
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) February 5, 2022
Thought this was a joke but the pic has killed me https://t.co/1AT185wOx1 pic.twitter.com/0025jWBk5j
— james hennessy (@jrhennessy) February 4, 2022
https://t.co/pm6UWR3MC0 found the clip lol
— Jorts Shrimpton (@julesofearthsea) February 4, 2022
parenting is hard but so rewarding! like this morning I told my three year old “I love you honey” and she looked up at me with her sweet little face and said “I don’t love you. i only love daddy, and dinosaurs.”
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 2, 2022
I'd like to nominate this for worst nuclear graphic of all time. pic.twitter.com/wz8nz3ts1X
— Nicholas Miller (@Nick_L_Miller) February 2, 2022
Incredible fan of what my phone’s panorama mode did to this bus pic.twitter.com/1XOhG4RZNj
— wine time fridays (@alexhern) February 1, 2022
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