I sat next to a UN interpreter on a flight - he told me that, in Moscow they got paranoid about bugs so searched their hotel room, found an odd metal plate under the carpet. They started removing screws until they heard a big crash. Chandelier in room below.
— Stephen Hall (@StephenJ_Hall) February 22, 2022
Look, at least now we've seen Zelensky, it means nobody else can declare themselves to be the World's Bravest Comedian just because they're RW enough to do That One Helicopter Joke.
— Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit) February 26, 2022
comedians in tanks fighting russia
— kim (@KimmyMonte) February 27, 2022
Tyler Reddick says he's cramping because too much deadlifting and squats in the offseason made him too big for his seat pic.twitter.com/ACAexA8Oui
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) February 27, 2022
“Why is there an uptick in comics piracy?” — Companies in two months
— uzi (@uzionmain) February 17, 2022
when someone is subtweeting a lot (thanks kcgreen) pic.twitter.com/BJ5k9aA2es
— zaratustra "the situation" gasparelli (@zarawesome) February 23, 2022
lmaoooooooo, DeAndre Jordan pic.twitter.com/uO3xItzpYd
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) February 28, 2022
Apparently he just retired as Casper Babypants. This quote about kids at shows is amazing. https://t.co/ySpw428M9o pic.twitter.com/jwVa9x58f0
— Noah Brier (@heyitsnoah) February 22, 2022
Today I learned the Bing cherry is named after a Chinese farmer who cultivated the variety in the 1800s, his surname was 邴 and he was known as Ah Bing
— Jean Chen Ho (@jeanho) February 22, 2022
Guericke's unicorn at the Natural History Museum in #Madgeburg (Germany). Otto von Guericke, by then mayor of Magdeburg, interpretated bones of a woolly rhinoceros as those of a #unicorn and presented this reconstruction in 1672.#fossil #rhinoceros #myth #nature #museum #history pic.twitter.com/26UGvCd7Og
— Sven Sachs (@dinosven) January 3, 2019
Highly recommend looking at the alt text google assigns to your photos pic.twitter.com/7jXTWQHtCX
— Salamander Jill (Fleming) (@salamander_jill) February 22, 2022
@paprikapup Can someone tell me what is going on inside their heads? #naughtydog #dogsofttiktok #labradorretriever #workfromhome #DIYwithBlock #fyp #viral ♬ original sound - Diana Marker
@valentinethepitmatian Watch the scoot. #fyp #funny #materialgirl ♬ Material Girl (Bass Boosted) - Saucy Santana
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