Tonight I am playing TRUCK & LOGISTICS SIMULATOR on stream. I wasn’t looking forward to it but then I found out you can use a forklift to carry a pallet to a truck and then drive the truck and now I’m excited. What other delights await https://t.co/H8UUgG6oKt pic.twitter.com/ziLieC6DVr
— TOM (@tomwalkerisgood) January 11, 2022
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— Hopewell VA Police (@HopewellPolice) February 11, 2022
Why is Elon Musk experimenting on animals when there are legions of weird nerds who would let him icepick lobotomize their brains for free? https://t.co/7GwGbDCiJl
— Kendall Brown (@kendallybrown) February 10, 2022
He explains that with the new version of MoviePass, you can watch ads to earn credits that can go toward free movies. Your phone camera will track your eyeballs to make sure you're actually watching. "What it does is it basically creates a transaction between you and the brand." pic.twitter.com/Lip0CDXPLT
— Theo Wayt (@theo_wayt) February 10, 2022
What could go wrong https://t.co/mRuwblnei7
— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) February 10, 2022
And here's Binance's CEO in @dealbook pic.twitter.com/ZwEquX9poX
— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) February 11, 2022
("Trucker protests start to hurt auto plants nationwide.")I seem to remember someone publishing a book recently about rebel groups in sub-Saharan Africa and how they control roads as chokepoints? this ring a bell for anyone?
— Rick McAlexander, PhD (@The_RickMc) February 10, 2022
(One allegation about Harvard.)How many Harvard professors does it take to change a lightbulb?
— Midwest Classicist (@MiamiOHClassics) February 10, 2022
Answer: 38, but 34 might change their mind when they realize how power works.
Genetically engineered in the Take Lab for pure hate-share virality, an absolute apex predator of bad takes, hard not to admire the accomplishment https://t.co/Eq1IfhzZCv
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 10, 2022
This was my old PR trick when opening stores in small towns. If I misspelled towns or street names in press releases, editors & radio hosts would reply to correct me. I feigned humility, sent them swag, and got them to cover the grand opening. Amarilo, Terra Haut,... https://t.co/FW3pq0cidM
— My Mom Says I'm a Catch (@tunadonut) February 10, 2022
1970/80's NYC: "there's like 3 different serial killers preying on sex workers rn, it's very fucked...but that's the big apple for you bayybeee"
— roo (@MorganFailchild) February 10, 2022
2022 NYC: "I can't believe they can [sob] eat a samosa from a Whole Foods hot bar w/o paying, the city just doesn't feel safe anymore"
(This is the source, but the data is paywalled.)Domino's spent $50.4 million (and counting) on TV ads to brag about giving local businesses a total of $100,000 pic.twitter.com/2VD7Qm0uRA
— Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle) February 10, 2022
This is cold @NBCSPhilly pic.twitter.com/kDeEjj0w1I
— Kevin Negandhi (@KevinNegandhi) February 10, 2022
Ok, give them the damn emmy pic.twitter.com/Y48zCREU4E
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) February 11, 2022
I'm now one of the 15 monthly listeners of razzlekhan, thanks @NYFBroker for sharing. I'm gonna have to add her to my OPSEC/scamrap playlist of artists. https://t.co/TtPaHd7K9F pic.twitter.com/CkuxchP51N
— Matt "Swish" Suiche (@msuiche) February 9, 2022
ok i downloaded vrchat where do i get a heather mason avatar
— the roughest toughest frail (@em_aytch) February 10, 2022
stop saying NFTs are like beanie babies!! beanie babies are a physical object you can physically own with a real purpose (snuggling, being a best friend you can take anywhere, etc)
— ◍◯ (@smilingnodding) January 15, 2022
Star Wars Hotel costume haul time pic.twitter.com/r6Apa9J29A
— Jenny Nicholson 🎃👻🏆🦇 (@JennyENicholson) February 10, 2022
Dolce & Gabbana Intenso Cologne, $34!https://t.co/2610woNVQW pic.twitter.com/OqsahyOnAu
— Fat Kid Deals (@FatKidDeals) February 6, 2022
i had the gas man come who was very texan, and he told me about my propane lines, and as he was walking through the living room he spots one of my miku figurines and goes "that looks like one of those genshin impacts" in his country accent
— MowtenDoo (@MowtenDoo) January 31, 2022
plumpus wants a Berry! pic.twitter.com/L7qFsCkHQu
— expert ham sniffer of Spain (@bonerman_inc) February 1, 2022
Sumikko, a lump of burning charcoal, is the mascot of Sumita, a town in Japan. Sumikko is smoldering with hot passion and red-faced with burning shame. pic.twitter.com/NQmDrgkyo2
— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 6, 2022
@mariacmonteiro1 #fyp #foryou #lesbiansoftiktok🏳️🌈 #viral #dog ♬ sonido original - Sr. Lucifer
@marekatherine Maverick has been waiting for this day! #blueheeler #bestfriends ♬ The Good Part - AJR
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