The only acceptable response I’ve ever seen to be used for viral content pic.twitter.com/9SHIaIf0Qn— cowboy baebop (@XanderGalbraith) February 10, 2022
now, the “she’s been dead since November and the public appearances are fake” crowd has made some STRONG arguments, but “Charles accidentally killed her with COVID so he and Camilla are frantically covering it up like the world’s dumbest Macbeths” is my new fave conspiracy theory https://t.co/u5ZIZD1pGa— Claire Willett (@clairewillett) February 16, 2022
The best description of @CityofBerkeley is the houses have signs that say “Hate has no place here” in the general sense that *nothing* except wealthy generational homeowners have a place there.— Kane 謝凱堯 (@kane) February 16, 2022
.@USC says it “never endorses or supports any political candidate” but it used its platform to send two important emails this morning — one from @RickCarusoLA, announcing his run for mayor, and one from the university president touting Caruso’s leadership skills pic.twitter.com/FGivGtaQC1— Alice M. Walton (@TheCityMaven) February 15, 2022
Q. What's worse than printers with DRM ink?— EFF (@EFF) February 15, 2022
A. Printers with DRM *paper*https://t.co/fUYJu3tUU6
This is quite possibly the most important investigation into Palantir. How does the CEO get his hands on the high-end outdoor gear only given to members of the Norwegian national ski team? https://t.co/ebyzXJp5Ix— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) February 15, 2022
It is the mound i will perish on https://t.co/OigRXyGzad— oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99) February 15, 2022
This woman on House Hunters just said of a cemetery, “Now THAT’S a place I could walk some vizslas!”— livingawesome-ish (@tweetawesomely) February 10, 2022
i haven’t stopped thinking about this article since the day it came out: pic.twitter.com/Vl0pwmddKa— warm human (@w000rm) February 10, 2022
trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?— trash jones (@jzux) February 9, 2022
"I'm Captain Tony Nelson and this is my slave Jeannie, I smuggled her back from a south pacific island because no one in customs really checks astronauts because they're all star struck dorks, we'll be using her occult djinn power to fool NASA until I pivot into intelligence" pic.twitter.com/SMALIa1kgn— TheHuntForTomClancy (@HuntClancy) February 10, 2022
Your manager hands you his laptop.— Philosophalopod (@Philosophalopod) February 10, 2022
“Help me with this,” he smiles a stale smile.
I’m really busy-” you start.
His screen has a captcha asking you to click on squares to prove you're human.
“I am having trouble,” he says again. Smile unmoving.
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