oh my God there was just an advertisement for a show called FBI and one of the lines was "watch out, that bag's fentanyl, if it bursts we're all dead", do americans just.... literally get propaganda that blatant?
— πππ€π«π’π±π° 𧲠(@PerthshireMags) December 11, 2022
Actually, "If that bag rips, we're all dead":
Gated, private islands can’t keep us out! Our amphibious strike brigade set sail for the the moated isle of @UCIrvine mega donor Donald Bren this morning.
— UC Student-Workers Union UAW 2865 (@uaw2865) December 8, 2022
Donald, call @UCPrezDrake and tell him you wanted your money to help the workers, not the Chancellors!! pic.twitter.com/NdJUFgFm7I
Nothing to see here. Just a primetime show on the most-watched cable news channel in the country doxxing a woman with Facebook photos because she didn't put up a Christmas tree. pic.twitter.com/qHJS4xsRk3
— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) December 13, 2022
"I'm leaving Twitter because it's too toxic, come follow me on Substack" honestly beggars belief every time I see it
— Exxon Mobil Suit Gundam (@uzionmain) December 13, 2022
My pronouns are Occupy/Bajor
— Gul Dukat (@realGulDukat) December 11, 2022
(I think the article is suggesting they'll be rented out to sites like Tubi ("the burgeoning FAST channel space").)‘Westworld’ & ‘The Nevers‘ Pulled Off HBO Max, Marking Victorian Drama’s Formal Cancellation https://t.co/MUHYK5Hzx1
— Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) December 12, 2022
"According to the World Health Organization, China has approximately 300 million smokers, including nearly half of all adult men in the country"Middle-aged runner Chen Bangxian became an internet sensation after finishing a marathon with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. The Chinese authorities are not amused.@SixthTonehttps://t.co/wEgHYtpJL6
— Jonathan Cheng (@JChengWSJ) December 10, 2022
Can't win if you don't play https://t.co/tciiOHJKDQ
— TGB (@twitersbadboy) December 11, 2022
Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) December 11, 2022
If Mike White wants a challenge for once, Israel https://t.co/nPniuX4lUT
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) December 12, 2022
i gave in so let’s go #stripgame pic.twitter.com/BqLSGyjDpM
— lΓ ΔΓ©c ππ (@halussy_) December 9, 2022
The classics never get old. pic.twitter.com/7ZzfSuxYl8
— Adam (@adamkoford) November 25, 2022
he should connect the lathe to the second controller port so heaven can't predict its moves https://t.co/ZfZfhoeSVI
— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) December 9, 2022
Reunited! #addamsfamily pic.twitter.com/0gkoyWD18r
— Christopher Lloyd (@DocBrownLloyd) November 26, 2022
This is the only real time travel paradox pic.twitter.com/dWufOxxsCn
— http://aus.social/@pcawdron (@PeterCawdron) November 26, 2022
congrats to Normal Sized Pocket guy https://t.co/qG8EUjszz1
— abreu/rollins/werth ballot mule (@Phylan) November 25, 2022
apparently a wild boar broke into our mcdonalds last night π they even got photos of it pic.twitter.com/DcLyUUzaJa
— Fel π¦πΏ (@solkattunge) November 19, 2022
@walkingeyes11 Taxi drivers infected with COVID-19 are quarantined in their carsπ«£π«£π
♬ εει³δΉ - Walking Eyesπ
@kelly8130 #birthday #siblings #cake #neveragain #16th #jokes #brotherandsister #siblingrivalry #icecreamcake ♬ Level Up - Ciara
@pearlgoldengirl No hair ties are safe in this house π #goldenretrieverlife #doglover #funnymoments #goldenretriever ♬ Love You So - The King Khan & BBQ Show
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