Thinking about that guy who challenged all the witches on TikTok to hex him so he could prove magic isn’t real and every time he updated saying his life was going fine, witches would get so upset they weren’t able to kill a man with their mind like Professor X pic.twitter.com/IK9hzlOn7Y
— Ash π (@H1TWOM4N) March 23, 2023
Lmao pic.twitter.com/Kaoug8ZTKn
— Ash π (@H1TWOM4N) March 24, 2023
Every rich person should say their wealth accumulation is due to “generational trauma”
— eris (@erischain) April 3, 2023
A fun little fact I hope gets recorded in history is that Stormy Daniels is an active user of a horse girl forum where you have to answer a horse-themed riddle before you can use the search function pic.twitter.com/LDhtJDTS3h
— Gabrielle Bluestone (@g_bluestone) April 18, 2018
Glass half-full from this Amazon Studios takedown from @kimmasters: Amazon is great place for stars like Phoebe Waller-Bridge to get $$$ to make cool stuff.
— Peter Kafka (@pkafka) April 3, 2023
Half-empty: Phoebe Waller-Bridge got $60 million and didn’t make anything for three years.https://t.co/UZ3tO83JUZ pic.twitter.com/YdaxePK56O
.@HellGateNY was the 1st outlet to line up to cover Trump’s arraignment because we are pure hustle. Also we are prepared to relinquish our choice spot to some sclerotic media behemoth in exchange for a substantial donation to worker-owned local journalism: https://t.co/R3ctrgIRan
— Nick Pinto (@macfathom) April 3, 2023
tense psychological thriller with a man who believes himself to be a legacy verified account but who comes to find disturbing signs he may actually have subscribed to Twitter Blue
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) April 3, 2023
(Never seen an episode because I know it could never live up to the way it's been described/visualized in my head.)finally watching this week's #Riverdale and truly I don't know what I'm going to do with my life when this show ends
— π³️π Ms. Marya E. Gates 𦩠(@oldfilmsflicker) April 1, 2023
It's funny that we're going on 3 years of "Why don't people want to return to the office" and right before that they invented a toilet that was deliberately uncomfortable so your bathroom breaks at work would be shorter
— Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo) March 24, 2023
Just want to bring to everyone’s attention that Rep. Menendez, D-NJ, who often wears sneakers to work, had his state and district embroidered on his Nike Air Force 1 kicks. pic.twitter.com/ej4rtPQ9TU
— Kadia Goba (@kadiagoba) March 24, 2023
Ebay had one when I looked.Ok I can stop collecting now. pic.twitter.com/2rYtpw9KQc
— Go! Go! γ’γ³γγ£γγ! (@GoGoAndyRobo) March 24, 2023
i can't get over this chatgpt interaction i had today pic.twitter.com/OzwA7jXFqR
— Brian Lee π¦ (@BrianLeeWow) March 24, 2023
Realizing the first tie I bought was silver"The suit strides with confidence into the Plaza Hotel. Nothing bad happens to it until one of the henchmen grasps Cary by the shoulder. We’re already in love with this suit and it feels like a real violation."
— Notebook (@NotebookMUBI) March 22, 2023
Todd McEwen's new book, excerpted in @lithub.https://t.co/7nBlTXoYQH
@madisoncole54 #sanfrancisco #goldenbridge #foggy #fog #goldengatebridge #tourbus #tour ♬ original sound - Madison Cole
@pubity The SPEED she had at the end πππ (Alex Watkins via @ViralHog) #pubity ♬ original sound - Pubity - Entertainment
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