— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) April 13, 2023
"I kept hearing something during the game. I looked back and I was like, damn, that's my daughter screaming?" 😂 pic.twitter.com/MmXmIUhqAT
— Bulls Talk (@NBCSBulls) April 13, 2023
Demar Derozan’s daughter in the crowd 😂 pic.twitter.com/nEI3ivZ707
— Ted Buddwell 🏀🏈 (@TedBuddy8) April 13, 2023
School needs to cancel classes ASAP https://t.co/1b0KTkSdqX
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) April 13, 2023
We raised that little girl and now we die at the hands of her. pic.twitter.com/vQYZGPKqI6
— Sunny B (@416DUH) April 13, 2023
(The LA City Council just made it illegal to possess an unattached catalytic converter without proof of ownership--although there were quite a few no votes citing concerns that it was wrong to punish people for the crimes and it would hurt poor people and minorities.)Unfortunately, I have to report from personal experience that the second time the catalytic converter got stolen from my Prius, they just sawed through the steel plates I installed on the bottom of the car. Which taught me not to own a Prius anymore. https://t.co/my75cBa00Q pic.twitter.com/T5UmEDOZO8
— Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸 (@mattdpearce) April 12, 2023
These memos about how they know the LLMs inject falsehoods are going to look great when they're sued for libelInsider reporters should definitely work hard on this project to develop best practices for eliminating their jobs.https://t.co/U0pbJueXTF
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) April 13, 2023
Probably just nostalgia, but I miss mp3s/music blog culture--it made a new song feel preciousI would like to imagine a world in which musicians can earn a decent living. https://t.co/SIlKPpomUo
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) April 13, 2023
I see a bunch of folks talking about Substack as a Twitter replacement, but I literally only know it as "that place all the transphobes host their transphobia blogs", so I'm not terribly sold on it haha
— Laura Kate Dale - Mastodon "@LauraKBuzz@tech.lgbt" (@LaurakBuzz) April 12, 2023
get a load of this one two punch pic.twitter.com/KyY0ejdO6J
— kilgore trout, blue check free since 2003 (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 12, 2023
Harlan Crow should get all the various idiots and shills he funds and pit them together in some kind of Mortal Kombat style battle to the death, but in between the pit fights they have to deny that anything is wrong.
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) April 12, 2023
Manchin looking like he got Zelensky to commit to playing at WVU next year https://t.co/dj5ulSAQjZ
— Sam Brodey (@sambrodey) April 12, 2023
Macron most certainly wasn’t expecting this, but his Beijing trip now brings Taiwan to the forefront for top European officials who travel to China after him.
— Stuart Lau (@StuartKLau) April 12, 2023
German foreign minister now calls Taiwan Strait military escalation a “Horrorszenario.” https://t.co/rsHrikFnb2
(I have no idea if this is real)Dying laughing that the rebrand is from "HBO Max" to "Max is where you can find HBO stuff." pic.twitter.com/Fp4X7t2c4N
— Jeff Zhang 张佶润 (@strangeharbors) April 12, 2023
An NBA player dabbling in crypto clapbacks, bestill my heart. https://t.co/6tTjXC44kF
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) April 12, 2023
This shot in Dawsons’s Creek is blowing my mind. pic.twitter.com/0cpbbvwbDt
— JΔY CHΣΣL (@JayCheel) April 12, 2023
Once Fletcher clarified this, Redditor Timidimage admitted to making up the "police" story in the hopes it would go so viral, that the actual truth would have to come out in order to debunk their story. It worked!
— Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) April 11, 2023
The 14 sec mark... trust me https://t.co/vTmcbHUBRK
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) April 8, 2023
A 30-year-old minor leaguer, but Bubby Rossman is an incredible name for a baseball playerHappy #OpeningDay baseball fans!
— Jewish Tweets (@JewishTweets) March 30, 2023
Here are some of the star Jewish major leaguers you can cheer on this season.
Via @JTANews. https://t.co/8BFE67UGYJ
Big brain business name 🧠 pic.twitter.com/iY1lhi4gAJ
— Alicia Tatone (@AliciaTatone) March 28, 2023
I bought a puffer vest that ended up being comically oversized on me and the only way to style it is to look like a Naruto character. pic.twitter.com/MisnqtrPGe
— Stephanie Gonzaga (@gostephgo) March 29, 2023
I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album. I asked where they might be. Worker did not know what a photo album was. I said it was a place to keep pictures. He sent me to the tech aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store more pictures on my phone. I am 1 billion years old
— Monica Hesse (@MonicaHesse) March 29, 2023
Scene in a Tavern, by David Teniers the Younger, 1640 pic.twitter.com/8ztAAQnErv
— ArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) March 30, 2023
It’s expression 😂 pic.twitter.com/oAjW9g9cJY
— Woman of Wonder (@WonderW97800751) April 5, 2023
@tiktok.comedy #comedy #fyp #dogsoftiktok #winter ♬ original sound - TikTokComedy
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