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NO SPIRITUALITY
JUST FOR MEN pic.twitter.com/GWz4woP74c

— Berry (@bloodberry_tart) January 12, 2023

https://t.co/dTlesS9voe pic.twitter.com/X0AGl9QXF4

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) April 11, 2023

“every Marvel licensee – Viz, Scholastic, PRH, Abrams – was able to sell more books than Marvel itself.”

<facepalm>

— Ben Towle (@ben_towle) April 10, 2023

tough to choose but “I have nothing to hide. I just don’t want it public," might be my favorite quote in this @mtredden story about the ultra rich buying second passports https://t.co/eGpuFAT7d7

— Jessica Schulberg (@jessicaschulb) March 20, 2023

He was called the Dentist in the Sky and it looks like the coolest place to ever exist https://t.co/aybSVzZHFr pic.twitter.com/GaPFuAkfYc

— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) March 30, 2023

Pope on Arrakis 😎 https://t.co/ww7NMgoKAO

— Carrie SpookyAtADistance Lynn (@CarrieLynnLand) April 6, 2023

should I spend $190 on capsule bookends that don’t match the vibe of my apartment whatsoever pic.twitter.com/tenbbZxlIv

— Ruth Madievsky (@ruthmadievsky) March 22, 2023

Etsy

“Everything cruffin’” sounds like how E-40 might say he’s having a nice time. pic.twitter.com/uQsKUbnNhQ

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 30, 2023

@pubity It’s the the thought that counts 😭😭😭 (Frank de Bem via @ViralHog) #pubity ♬ snowfall by øneheart - 505

My cat loves Transformers https://t.co/STeRDXl2jA pic.twitter.com/3hyLwM9y1J

— Sixo (@SixoTF) April 2, 2023

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