Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Today's news and jokes

@sports.illustrated Not one, but two mistakes 😅 #nfl #seahawks #jaxonsmithnjigba ♬ original sound - Sports Illustrated
(the mistake was actually a spelling error; the trophy’s engraving spelled “Offensive” as “Oefensive.”)





the real story here I think is that Mossad has lost its marbles www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...

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— Michael Caley (@michaelcaley.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 4:52 PM
("There are many unanswered questions about how Israel and the United States planned to put Mr. Ahmadinejad in power, and the circumstances surrounding the airstrike that injured him. American officials said that the strike — carried out by the Israeli Air Force — was meant to kill the guards watching over Mr. Ahmadinejad as part of a plan to release him from house arrest...In a 2019 interview with The New York Times, Mr. Ahmadinejad praised President Trump")







("The country also sits near major undersea cable routes that carry most of the world’s internet traffic, with the security of that digital infrastructure of key importance")







It's nice to have a clear explanation of why the new guidelines were so bizarre. Kickstarter was attempting to draw the shape of what Stripe has been challenging on the platform. I'm glad they're pulling the policies, but it's also clear this problem will follow us to any website

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— Caleb Zane Huett (@calebzane.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 9:55 AM








The price of femdom and foot fetish content has surged over the past few years. "Kink and fetish are impacted by the same economic forces that drive global markets: the cost of goods, supply and demand and shifting consumer trends."

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— Mike Stabile (@mikestabile.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 9:14 AM








The NAACP is urging Black athletes and fans to “withhold athletic and financial support” from public universities in states that “have moved to limit, weaken or erase Black voting representation”

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM






































(Love watching ruthless relentless matchup hunting in the playoffs)























I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

— warrior cop (@wyattprivilege.bsky.social) May 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Why are the fast food apps so bad at this?







one of my kids’ favorite restaurants is a conveyor belt sushi place where the hot entrees arrive on little robots that toodle around the restaurant saying “here comes the robot, pretty and smart :)” honestly, as self affirmations go, I have heard worse

— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren.bsky.social) May 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM








Nostalgia is a powerful force, that's why you have to trap it in the Wheel of Pain from Conan the Barbarian (1982) and make it do something else for you

— jason grinblat (@jfg.land) May 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
(They really did create one for Arnold's Strongman Classic.)







@espnw When you know, you know 😅 #wnba #basketball #funny #ref #espnsocial ♬ Funny Song - Sounds Reel








@alysontabbitha

The biggest tease in the galaxy 🌌😘 (Yes, this is actual dialogue from the movie) Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! 🖤

♬ original sound - Alyson Tabbitha








@brianmethehorizon Malinois are built for jumps like this and he wasn't injured. He's done this loads but we never believed that this is how he was escaping until I seen it first hand when I was fixing the garden side door. He's crazy 🤣 #begianmalinois #dog #fyp #foryoupage ♬ original sound - Family guy productions




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