Monday, May 11, 2026

Today's news and jokes





Mitchell Robinson, when asked if he would be making the picture of him dunking on Embiid his phone background, said he would not because “It don’t got no truck in it.”

— Fred Katz (@fredkatz.bsky.social) May 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM


Knicks fans heckiling Embiid at the free throw line in Philly

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) May 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM






@cnn British Army medics parachuted onto the remote Atlantic island of Tristan da Cunha to provide critical medical support to a UK national with a suspected hantavirus case. The UK Health Security Agency told CNN it could not give more information on the case. #CNN #News #Hantavirus ♬ original sound - CNN

WSJ confirms that Israeli SOF (seemingly Shaldag and Unit 669) set up a CSAR lilypad in the Iraqi desert between Najaf and Karbala at the beginning of the Iran air campaign, and then called in air strikes on an Iraqi Army unit that approached to investigate. www.wsj.com/world/middle...

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— Wesley Morgan (@wesleymorgan.bsky.social) May 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM








History exam in 2156: While the transition from the Pax Americana Petro-Materialist Era to the Green Revolutionary Interregnum is synonymous with Trump, what made him an ironic figure to usher in this revolution?

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— Ned Richardson-Little (@historyned.bsky.social) May 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM








As my mum always helpfully reminds me - [in a Dudley accent] "cyber is bloody boring!". But I spoke to a student who's exam was literally interrupted by the Canvas hack and it was one of those rare visual incidents that make you sit up and take notice: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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— Joe Tidy BBC News (@joetidy.bsky.social) May 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
















i assume this is valuable to some people but to me this is like learning that there are millions of mites and microorganisms in my eyelashes and while it has not affected my behavior i still would have preferred not to be aware of that

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— Sen. Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) May 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM








("it rejects all manner of foods essential for health, including fruits and most vegetables (with a few exceptions like potatoes), as well as poultry, fish and other categories. Moreover, he was against using and relying on modern medicines, arguing that a proper diet could help one overcome any illness")















































When asked what kind of hobbies one should take up, Titanium Court suggests these. I can definitely get on board with at least one of them.

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— Austin Kelmore (@austinkelmore.com) April 27, 2026 at 11:02 AM








@tanjachiaraa @IKEA hear me out: u should sell them as dog beds #ikea #dog #dogbed #dachshund #smalldogs ♬ C.B.Rhumba by Sage Guyton and Jeremy Wakefield - SpongeRadio




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