Agreed to let my 5yo invent their own character class for a game of simplified DnD. It was a short game. pic.twitter.com/H3ZSQcYaFD
— zep.p8 (@lexaloffle) February 17, 2022
Please don’t make that NYT column go viral. They were hoping mockery would make it go viral when they commissioned it.
— Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) March 7, 2022
Always curious what other op-ed pitches the NYT has to reject to have room for exactly the same debate about elite college life day after day
— Steven White (@notstevenwhite) March 7, 2022
If nobody wants to debate you in college, you're probably just annoying. (I say this as a former annoying person...) So you work smarter, not harder: become the local weed hookup, and that way everyone has to hear you out about why Guided by Voices is the best band of all-time.
— Jeremy Gordon (@jeremypgordon) March 7, 2022
Background.When Mickey’s copyright goes to the public domain in 2 years, I look forward to Disney doing absolutely no lobbying and going all in on inspiring lawmakers to grant them an extension through powerful entertainment content.
— Kevin Perjurer (@KevinPerjurer) March 8, 2022
every american foreign policy poll is like
— frank furtschool (@osamabishounen) March 5, 2022
sowing:
78% approve
11% disapprove
reaping:
9% approve
85% disapprove
2/24-3/1, RV only
My name would consist of every GRT slur in existence. pic.twitter.com/LKnqNHajAo
— Nine-Ball the Roma Cat (@EnbyNineBall) March 6, 2022
— Emily Feng 冯哲芸 (@EmilyZFeng) March 8, 2022
Sepulveda Tunnel is 92 yrs old this year! Despite various proposals to widen it over the years, it remains virtually unchanged since 1930, allowing only 3 lanes of traffic. Its unveiling was marked by the usual ode to Spanish & Mexican pioneers journeying through Sepulveda Pass. pic.twitter.com/pMOLFgNBe2
— L.A. Dork (@la_dorkout) March 3, 2022
The girl who won the baked potato got the best prize, IMO https://t.co/Xi86tINzc2
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) March 5, 2022
@everlys_family Uncle Hunter is her favorite now! Sorry brother! @hunterbenham47 ♬ Heat Waves - Glass Animals
@o_f_p_e_t Ooo#dog #fyp #ofpet #pet ♬ original sound - O_f_p_e_t
@fearsupply #fyp #SoFiBreakUpChallenge ♬ Before I Knew It - Mason Ramsey
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