“i forgot my d10” no worries bro i got you pic.twitter.com/SrWls3uxLf— sam yaoi @ TN 🏞 (@simonlauchlan) April 29, 2018
I don’t know what toxic masculinity tastes like, but now I know what the OPPOSITE of toxic masculinity tastes like pic.twitter.com/bOgapmyuZz— rstevens 🐳💨 (@rstevens) April 29, 2018
keep getting banned from the mario wiki for editing myself in as luigi's gf pic.twitter.com/KA6mLjZKFJ— Michal (@Miexriir) April 29, 2018
Sorry but I love this badly phrased memorial bench so much pic.twitter.com/oe6gj6BUEz— Jen D'Angelo (@jenlikespizza) April 29, 2018
look i know a lot of ridiculous stuff happens in Riverdale but i can’t stop thinking about how the Vixens apparently have special cheerleading uniforms FOR FUNERALS pic.twitter.com/VlZtuFwyX2— Britt Hayes (@MissBrittHayes) April 29, 2018
Ikea’s fake video game titles are pretty good. pic.twitter.com/KMrjZPvEvC— Campbell Bird (@campbellbird148) April 30, 2018
[makes a little voodoo doll of myself and puts him in a little jacuzzi]— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) April 30, 2018
The one redeeming thing about my morning commute is that the commuter trains in Stockholm are named by the local pre schools. This week I’ve commuted on Best Friend, Glitter, Princess Train, and Wizard Train.— Ingebjørg Thorbjørnsdatter (@ingebjorgthor) April 29, 2018
Google Maps travel options:— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2018
20 minutes by car
1 hour by bus
2 hours by bike
2.5 hours by horse
3 hours carried by orcs who think you have the ring
6 minutes carried by eagles for reasons that are their own
The Talmud my students are studying addressed this topic of incels and experts demanding redistribution of sex, around 1500 years ago pic.twitter.com/qVGjoVGnLd— Dov | OOOOooo (@drnelk) April 30, 2018
"I disagree with what you say, but I will fight you to the death"— Blah de Vivre (@blahdevivre) May 1, 2018