We cut open the cake at the gender reveal party and out spill thousands of fire ants. The guests howl. FIRE ANTS ARE MOSTLY MALE, I explain— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) July 27, 2017
'I gobbled at the turkeys and they gobbled back' pic.twitter.com/PIJCeTlhtH— LADbible (@ladbible) May 27, 2018
This weekend I had an unfortunate exchange with @RyanStegman on twitter, where I acted in a manner unbecoming of a @Marvel freelancer. I ask forgiveness from the fans and will take some time away from twitter to be with my family and also ryan's family who left him to be with me— Chip Zdarsky (@zdarsky) May 28, 2018
facebook snitching on my husband lmao all that’s missing is the 👀 emoji pic.twitter.com/xMGDa30JXY— amy brown (@arb) May 28, 2018
My sister @susieqlyons and I have a new obsession, and it’s Bralessness As Villainy. pic.twitter.com/8nFfCQ8a8l— Margaret Lyons (@margeincharge) May 29, 2018
Archaeologists working at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, Italy, uncovered the remains of a 30-year-old man who appears to have survived the initial eruption of Vesuvius in 79 A.D., only to be killed when he was struck by a large slab of stone https://t.co/CgQFTssa6x pic.twitter.com/C4JEvAERMn— CNN (@CNN) May 29, 2018
The internet is ruthless pic.twitter.com/ppwvUfWO3H— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) May 29, 2018
really into this 8-year-old's conception of what being 40 would be like pic.twitter.com/le3ymldE5m— the big gun herself (@tnichss) May 29, 2018
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of infomercials and then asked it to write an infomercial of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/4jDje0gjxk— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) May 30, 2018
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this. pic.twitter.com/E1pyow2PUB— Awwwww (@AwwwwCats) May 30, 2018
star wars leading women pic.twitter.com/8lfJCP2n0r— skywalker (@tolkienianjedi) May 29, 2018