#genderreveal @barstoolsports @BleacherReport epic win or fail? @espn @jerryoftheday pic.twitter.com/3gFyycm1Tq— clarice (@clariceguido) May 20, 2018
— Simon McGarr (@Tupp_Ed) May 15, 2018
Some people have woke toddlers, I have a toddler who informs women at the grocery store that sometimes his penis get big bc there’s blood in it.— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) May 18, 2018
Does anyone run a metal-themed ice cream shop? Because if so, I have a confused neural net for you - trained on both ice cream flavors and metal bands. pic.twitter.com/GuX39lNO0s— Janelle Shane (@JanelleCShane) May 17, 2018
I had a cousin try to raffle off tickets to have "Christmas Dinner with John Legend". So, yes. https://t.co/rttOblUcks— John Legend (@johnlegend) May 17, 2018
My 1st grader finished school yesterday. She brought home her year book. Here is a sampling of some names from said year book:— Royals fan from, like, before (@kevbo9) May 17, 2018
Caydince
Dokken
Blayk (girl)
Kollyn (girl)
Brayzdn
Jaxis
Gwenevere
Brycon
Hawken
Leilynd (boy)
Zaylyn (boy)
😐
[in a steel doomsday bunker]— Consider John frazzled (@FrazzleMyGimp) May 1, 2018
FRIEND: I could use some kool-aid.
ME: No!
[something strikes the side of our bunker]
Cowboys OL coach Paul Alexander wrote in his book "Perform" about how he can rule out certain offensive lineman playing for him by the way they dispense ketchup from a bottle. pic.twitter.com/zXDGT057jm— Bobby Belt (@BobbyBeltTX) May 17, 2018
😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/89D0hmZyKc— ثاني (@TRomaithi) May 16, 2018
Final jeopardy, but with finality and jeopardy— lighthouse keeper (@slowdayatspace) May 18, 2018
"Beekeepers have trained dogs to sniff out diseased larva and save entire hives."#WorldBeeDay— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) May 20, 2018
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