Just thinking about the time I walked into a donut shop and the cashier looked at me, saw my hair and outfit, and said “Oh good, the protagonist is here.”— ☭Comrade Bubblegumⓥ (@dead_grrrl) May 14, 2018
Pet Bees are 2018’s hottest trend 🐝 pic.twitter.com/hD3tInL6HR— Barstool Heartland (@barstoolhrtland) May 12, 2018
I want a trash can, and my budget is very open ended. pic.twitter.com/yLkKJjDek0— Tamra Bonvillain (@TBonvillain) May 16, 2018
is— scam (@WiredHoney) May 14, 2018
is he one of us pic.twitter.com/9lkRJu5BUt
Little Caesars: It's hot and it's ready.— [kie.ran] (@danblackroyd) May 15, 2018
Me: Is it good?
Little Caesars: It's HOT. And it's READY.
you haven't experienced life until you've seen Muppet outtakes pic.twitter.com/D4b2OAgVJm— The MilanTooner (@TheMilanTooner) May 16, 2018
To retire by 65:— Paul Fairie (@paulisci) May 16, 2018
By age 35, you should have 30 Bitcoin saved for retirement.
By age 45, you should have 15 Bitcoin saved for retirement.
By age 55, you should have 330,000 Bitcoin saved for retirement.
By age 64, you should have 6 Bitcoin saved for retirement.
— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri) May 16, 2018
finally, a bachelor bio i can relate to pic.twitter.com/vsRLt7VMIW— alyssa bereznak (@alyssabereznak) May 17, 2018
Chris Hemsworth being bitter because he wasn’t on Civil War is what I live for pic.twitter.com/uFMnAOjS8x— joel (@ragnarok) May 16, 2018