i like big butts and i cannot lie, my brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon— Tam Elle @ commissions (@weirdtakoyaki) May 14, 2018
My mom scanned a bunch of photos from her grandmother's family in western Washington and I cannot get over the captions. pic.twitter.com/XtYaZr3hiN— Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman) May 14, 2018
I’m going to take you all down with me pic.twitter.com/sNyL5Bdzsm— dale w eisinger (@daleweisinger) May 10, 2018
SHE’S SCAREDOF THE VACUUM SO HE HOLDS HER UP WHEN ITS RUNNING AHHHNSNNNNGNNBASHKS pic.twitter.com/qOLJt1hwkR— JAZ (@jjazuhlyn) May 13, 2018
SEEKING CORGI FOR ROYAL WEDDING VIEWING PARTY pic.twitter.com/UCiaH2AD2J— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 14, 2018
The digs—subtle and not—in Olivia Nuzzi’s Hannity piece are very good. https://t.co/vs5s2rczwI pic.twitter.com/jaWmnHaAFI— David Weiner (@daweiner) May 14, 2018
So this happened to me at work today 😂🙈🤡 pic.twitter.com/mlUm3eEEyd— James Moss (@jamesrmoss) May 15, 2018
It will never not be hilarious that old-ass movie producers’ reaction to the success of Batman wasn’t “more superhero movies” but rather “movies based on characters from the ‘30s” pic.twitter.com/HAjsfvBeqz— Jacob deNobel (@Jacob_deNobel) May 15, 2018
this is the only book on my wish list pic.twitter.com/bKH461FadS— stephanie (@mckellogs) May 15, 2018
1970 - Russ Meyer tried to make a screenplay more credible by randomly crediting Tom Wolfe. He was sued. pic.twitter.com/hOXZA5ElGL— Kliph Nesteroff (@ClassicShowbiz) May 15, 2018
— 🍖 ᴋᴏɴᴀᴍɪᴋᴏᴅᴇɴ (@Konamikoden) May 15, 2018