If you're having a bad day, watch this pic.twitter.com/SxSc2lWWbE— Nature is Amazing 🌴 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) August 2, 2018
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A HHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/5K0oFloOSI— trot wrecker (@See_Em_Play) July 24, 2018
starting my new job tomorrow. they say you don't get a second chance to make a first impression pic.twitter.com/ih146hQPya— Janie (@janie) August 1, 2018
like the Spiderman meme, but better pic.twitter.com/OeblcSYvuF— Robert Silverman (@BobSaietta) July 31, 2018
So far my visiting 11-year-old niece is most excited by my fire escape. ‘It has a cage!’ she shouted excitedly as I closed the gate. (She likes it even though I wouldn’t let her drop stuff on people walking by.)— Riley MacLeod (@rcmacleod) July 29, 2018
TIRED PRO-TIP: fill in the "to" field in your email last! That way, you don't send it by accident.— Ryan North (@ryanqnorth) August 2, 2018
WIRED PRO-TIP: instead of email, have the entire conversation in your head in the shower every morning, and then never talk to the person about it at all
I like this, um, large net Delta sets up to make sure we plebes don’t wander into first class pic.twitter.com/RI5R7hu6ZU— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) August 2, 2018
I remain in love with @martinoxon's Twitter bio, especially since I actually give her a lot of credit for the best parts of Buffy but have also been emotionally ruined by many of her shows pic.twitter.com/XZO5Ze2vJb— A.B. (@AlannaBennett) August 2, 2018
I saw the most conspicuous vehicle ever pic.twitter.com/3xQCmtL1oI— ☘️Noirette🌵 (@_choromi) August 2, 2018
Not the ending I expected. pic.twitter.com/OrMHRBgBzO— AtomicFact (@Atomicfact) January 4, 2018