my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say "at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman"— Jerry (@Jerrypleasure) August 9, 2018
this photo from a high school drunk driving demonstration is the most metal thing i've ever seen pic.twitter.com/MXIjRjXqO4— wheels (@wheelswordsmith) August 9, 2018
The bear that fights Jaime and Brienne on Game of Thrones would only perform if his handlers brought him frying pans full of whipped cream and everyone applauded while he ate them, which is very close to what I want out of life.— Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable) August 9, 2018
23andme emailed me today to make sure i knew i was mediocre pic.twitter.com/SKKTg5KKYB— Katie Chironis (@kchironis) August 9, 2018
I knew a number of people who would check into moviepass just to get their parking validated, but with no intention of seeing a movie. https://t.co/UtiuUUDVn0— Jim Dalrymple II (@Dalrymple) August 10, 2018
excuse me pic.twitter.com/32lNYLhL1g— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) August 10, 2018
When pizzas on a snegle... pic.twitter.com/OziIc9mu4f— Mackenzie Schubert (@macschubert) August 11, 2018
Is there a word for that sinking feeling you get when you realize the dude you’re talking to thinks of you as a NPC?— Damaris Brisco 🍄 (@Fungal_Love) August 10, 2018
The only way I could pull these photos off is with a great support system pic.twitter.com/EIlnh88wik— ɢᴀᴠɪɴ ɢᴀʀᴄɪᴀ (@GavinGarcia12) August 8, 2018
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