If you want millennials to come to Hooters put some real life owls in there. This is not a joke tweet.— Levon Jihanian (@ForkFrenzy) August 22, 2018
I AM TOOTH pic.twitter.com/ohkYIrRGan— Hector 🅰️ Parayuelos (@hecpara) August 22, 2018
Same, my dude. Same indeeed. pic.twitter.com/3mtDEXhW7P— Angie B (@Angibangie) August 23, 2018
Me as a seven year old: I CANT BELIEVE THE PEOPLE OF KRYPTON WOULD DENY THE PLANET IS EXPLODING. THAT'S STUPID.— JD Faith (@JDFaithcomics) August 21, 2018
Me now, reading the comment section of a climate change article: oh
Lol at everyone’s gramma being dragged by a rep score. https://t.co/kltAqv2UO6— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) August 21, 2018
Can't believe they perfected the motel experience after just 6 tries— Caitlin (@caithuls) July 11, 2017
White Sox Home Run Chain pic.twitter.com/w5M57S63Bw— Gustavo Vega (@iamvega1982) August 22, 2018
DATING COACH: So you tried flirting?— Hans Grubertron (@HansGrubertron) August 15, 2018
ME: Sure, I gave her 'the look'
DATING COACH: Show me
*I bite my lip seductively*
DATING COACH: Have you considered biting the bottom lip?
Reporters Rushing Out Of Manafort Trial / This Guy 2020 pic.twitter.com/0W7b2LhqX5— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) August 22, 2018
The sprint from the Manafort courthouse after the verdict: guilty on 8 felony counts; hung jury on 10 counts. (No phones allowed in courthouse, so news comes via fleet feet.) pic.twitter.com/JDc8QyMBxs— melissa block (@NPRmelissablock) August 21, 2018