{2 months before The Purge}— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) August 25, 2018
ME: Ugh, can’t believe purge nightmarish demon masks are already for sale. There’s still Easter first!
This guy had the back of his truck painted with a mural of his truck fighting a dragon and it’s probably the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen in my life. pic.twitter.com/J92TqBzP9g— Edward Quintero (@cosmikstring) August 23, 2018
The middle guy is how balanced I want my life to be pic.twitter.com/FDMbH6igwV— ᴘɴᴇᴜᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ 🇸🇴 (@lkigai_) August 25, 2018
The Klingon summer intern writing CNN’s chyrons is doing a bang up job. pic.twitter.com/tYHhz2IYrn— Seth Masket (@smotus) August 24, 2018
The @nypost switched to supermarket-tabloid style for its front page today. #inthepapers pic.twitter.com/cFh6CC4aOZ— Pat Kiernan (@patkiernan) August 24, 2018
This might be the greatest Jaws shirt of all time. pic.twitter.com/sdN4Edg1Lk— Ken Stachnik🎥📷 Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (@KenStachnik) August 23, 2018
"I roll to investigate the two dead horses... I rolled a 2"— Brian Alpert (@BBAlpert) September 20, 2014
"Okay, so you see two dead dogs" #MBMBaM #AdventureZone https://t.co/I0NxXQAdq7
My mum just sent me this pic of a Yemeni restaurant menu. Come read the translations pls. pic.twitter.com/2vSgTJmIi1— lost. 🎈🤫 (@wokeeth) August 24, 2018
Current Turkish gallows humour: A prisoner goes to the prison library, asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book... but we do have the author."— Moshik Temkin (@moshik_temkin) August 24, 2018
These two been practicing the hair slick together? 🤔😂 @JoshMcCown12 pic.twitter.com/RiZtwifz86— The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) August 25, 2018