[Home Depot staff meeting]— Consider John Frazzled (@FrazzleMyGimp) August 14, 2018
BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is?
ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.
This is going up in the lab pic.twitter.com/lkgfq631cl— Paul J. Dauenhauer (@pauldauenhauer) August 12, 2018
ah yes my kind of weddings pic.twitter.com/UOxXtN3DLG— 𖤐 (@borealfiends) August 11, 2018
Kitty-prints in medieval floor tiles. Wormleighton St Mary pic.twitter.com/JA1BYd2pQ0— marion burgon (@marionburgon) August 12, 2018
@chick_in_kiev I NEVER say this on the Internet, but... you should also read the comments. Really. https://t.co/Cf81hldrY1— A Sweet Slug (@DAL9001) August 16, 2018
Good morning, folks. I feel like nobody is talking about the real hero from last night's #DCU/#RCTID match. pic.twitter.com/47lo0UF8u7— Pablo Maurer (@MLSist) August 16, 2018
I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I'm doing my job.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 15, 2018
i’m fucking DEAD rn y’all have no idea pic.twitter.com/ELO5u5SyEF— kate (@dunfIower) August 15, 2018
Aim to have the courage of the Bishop of Orlando telling Pope Paul VI that the Moon was part of his diocese pic.twitter.com/9Bx8pFbbq0— Ned Donovan (@Ned_Donovan) August 12, 2018
a fun game you can play by yourself or with a friend is Does He Have A Goatee Now? the way it works is you think of a guy from your high school and you ask yourself "does he have a goatee now?" and then you look him up on facebook and see if you're right.— bobby (@bobby) August 17, 2018