The ultimate book front cover is the one for Inside CERN by Andri Pol - a confused nuclear scientist struggling with a coffee machine. Peerless. pic.twitter.com/gij5MJrytj— Christian π McCrea (@christianmccrea) October 2, 2018
I really don't take the District Line often enough pic.twitter.com/HgH4Zjn9Xr— Faiza S Khan (@BhopalHouse) October 2, 2018
why he got a bone in his hat pic.twitter.com/YF47CPmuS8— scare-o ramSKREEE (@caroramsey) October 1, 2018
One of my favorite stories is that Kareem Abdul Jabbar did Airplane! in order to buy a specific rug. https://t.co/myiNlyzsz8— Small Talk (@pablohidalgo) October 1, 2018
every time my laptop fans start going mental I lean in and whisper "are you mining bitcoin you little shit"— Eleanor Robertson (@marrowing) June 12, 2018
LOL Billy Beane says Brian Cashman just suggested they go have dinner in the city together tonight and not check the score until some prearranged time like 10:30.— Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) October 3, 2018
New obsession: Amazon Prime has this incredibly shitty version of Hamlet which is just footage of a room with audio of the play. You'd think they'd use, I don't know, the existing text for closed captions, but it's instead auto-generated. This should read "Bernardo." pic.twitter.com/HuWiNxdUDb— Killing Pablo (by Mark Bowden) (@pablohidalgo) October 3, 2018
it’s my moms birthday and i don’t think my dad liked the mariachi lap dance my mom gotπ pic.twitter.com/Tz6audQh98— ππππ (@sereneella) October 1, 2018
I CAN’T BREATHE her security team must be sick of her LMFAOOO pic.twitter.com/rs4HRGMBlc— andrΓ©s (@cosmicidle) October 1, 2018
Parenting is just yelling "put your shoes on" over and over until your brain bleeds out of your ears— lyzzie borden lenz (@lyzl) October 2, 2018