This Weekend's Onion Magazine: https://t.co/DDDQ4aGI3B pic.twitter.com/L5BENy4zuJ— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 5, 2018
約12時間前。あのクロニクルから衝撃の新作が公開となりました…ジェフ・ゴールドブラムのスタチュー。イケオジ代表のシャツがこんなにはだけちゃって…いやん。しかも今開催されている #NYCC で展示されているという話！ニューヨークは楽園なのか！？— 豆魚雷 (@mamegyorai_jp) October 5, 2018
※『ジュラシックパーク』劇中のワンシーンです pic.twitter.com/cPQZZdpcRd
Wait.... is that supposed to be Andrew Luck? My dude looks like a 90's R&B singer.... LOL pic.twitter.com/DLOudDeq7s— Double L must Rock The Bells (@LoveThePuck) October 4, 2018
Her Jewish godparents brought her a little menorah two Hanukkahs ago and plied her with gelt and for MONTHS if you said “hey, Amelia, what’s Judaism?” she would beam and say “FIRE and CHOCOLATE.”— In Nicoled Blood (@Nicole_Cliffe) October 4, 2018
Me: hmm this cold medicine has a cough suppressant and an expectorant, I hope it's mostly suppr-— Daryl Bartley (@hypercubexl) October 4, 2018
EXPECTORANT: KNOCK KNOCK FUCKER
Omg this narrow building was built to manufacture narrow fabrics. https://t.co/FK2Tsyh5PC— Sonja Trauss (@SonjaTrauss) October 4, 2018
just saw an ad for something called ’swing' with nick offerman and megan mullally and i absolutely thought they were trying to get me to sign up for wifeswap tinder— merritt k (@merrittk) October 3, 2018
Smooth ad placement at the Red Wings boards at Little Caesars Arena.— Brad Galli (@BradGalli) October 4, 2018
Bud Light’s ‘Pit of Misery’ is seen underneath the visitors’ penalty box. pic.twitter.com/z6fiV7ggNX
Travis Kelce sees your middle finger and puts it in his pocket pic.twitter.com/wYBSDeaw79— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) October 2, 2018
Every time I talk to my lab partner in my chem lab, his goggles fog up.— sarah marie cintron (@sarahmcintron) October 1, 2018