Oh my god. pic.twitter.com/QH7druF9iL— Scotty Sorayama 🏁 (@BasedLaRock) June 11, 2019
THIS IS THE WORST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME pic.twitter.com/rUuzFW2ylB— ben (@nebita) June 6, 2019
I’m gonna call Mum!— Idle Fantasy (@IdleFantasyPod) June 6, 2019
20: She invites you to lunch! A family reunited. She loves her only child, and you her.
“Who’s on the phone, son?” you hear in the background.
“No-one Mother. Wrong number”
The line goes dead.#iflifehadrolls
Another Chernobyl thread:— Julie McDowall (@JulieAMcDowall) June 6, 2019
A colonel entered an empty hotel and wonders why its banquet hall has a thick black carpet. As he walked across it “his boots crunching beneath him, he realised the floor was covered with thousands of dozing flies, apparently intoxicated by radiation.”