Fun toy, or helping train the next generation of drone tank?; When your lightbulb and trash can turn against you; Please don't name the robot that steals my job after me

Not BlackMirror episode

2019:
China tech co sells scaled-down V1 of autonomous robo-tank.
-US kids go crazy for it as toy
-Help improve it w/training data
-High-def camera w/ 120 degree streaming video
-Maps indoor homes of users

2029:
Scales up V10.0https://t.co/2dZfrJESFK

— Josh Wolfe (@wolfejosh) June 12, 2019

“Marty” cruises the local Giant supermarket looking for spills and such in the aisles, annoying employees and perplexing customers. pic.twitter.com/JoxTSWondV

— Chris Fralic (@chrisfralic) May 23, 2019

It's 2019 and my lightbulb is shouting at me in Chinese while recording video of my every move. pic.twitter.com/qWuxppMCTR

— Kody (@KodyKinzie) June 8, 2019

I’ve never seen something more human from a robot than this. pic.twitter.com/bDxkBISQA1

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) May 23, 2019

My dad wired the bin the wrong way and now it’s an attack bin pic.twitter.com/HftTsFXabS

— Mowsh @CFz (@xMowsh) May 21, 2019

Did you know that the Large Hadron Collider was shut down because a weasel got into the particle accelerator in April 2016? My friends have started calling this "the weasel timeline" and honestly it just makes too much sense.https://t.co/2H3p83EQXy

— Chas Andres (@chasandres) May 28, 2019

When I get replaced by a robot please don’t name him after me pic.twitter.com/JhuJcalbpU

— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) June 7, 2019