"I Ate Twelve Apples with a Knife and Fork to Try to Understand Kawhi Leonard"

Dan Solomon:

Apple #8
Eating twelve apples with a knife and a fork is ridiculous.

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Apple #9
Maybe it’s just that we don’t have a conception of what it’s like to consume twelve apples in a single sitting. Competitive eaters don’t even attempt apples

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wonder if michelle beadle is embarrassed about this. pic.twitter.com/a4CuvBe8Pu

— trey (@treylikina) June 11, 2019