NBA draft prospect Gogo Bitazde got slotted next to @Zionwilliamson at @NBA draft media day.— Fletcher Mackel (@FletcherWDSU) June 19, 2019
Unfortunately he’s a bit overshadowed.
Gogo actually a guy I’ve heard @PelicansNBA have interest in. pic.twitter.com/mHq5g3SPxg
“to aggravate my enemies” is the only reason to do anything— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) June 19, 2019
The most distinct aspect of Transformers, in my opinion is, well, the transformation part, it's exciting, sometimes extremely characteristic and so very much The Brand. And making fun of all that's holy is exactly my kind of humor :p pic.twitter.com/YiDnn5oHeh— Anna Malkova (@Anna__Malkova) June 18, 2019
I'll go further - I am increasingly convinced (worried?) that simply knowing what the CIA uncontroversially did in the 20th century can get you considered an insane conspiracy theorist in polite well-educated US company https://t.co/3lXxd6eEy1— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) June 17, 2019
if you don’t have something nice to say, there’s a good chance you are thriving online— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 17, 2019
unbelievable that this was the apex of online comedy in 2007. this is downright medieval. like an "i don't understand why everyone in these 13th century british illuminated manuscripts are jousting with snails" level of Internet Dark Age pic.twitter.com/pu3KLJN6c0— mork (@comrademork) June 18, 2019
'Hot desking' seems a far too sexy phrase for what is essentially just moving around the person who isn't worthy of basic office furniture.— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) June 17, 2019
Our 5 (and a half!) year old just requested “18 and Life” by Skid Row for his bedtime song tonight.— Craig Silverman (@CraigSilverman) June 19, 2019
my cat isn’t quite used to her new harness yet. pic.twitter.com/IkdwwxzD0U— sapphic the hedgehog (@knifefemme) June 18, 2019
The highest stick to dog ratio I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/pUALlfF61H— Cute N Squishy (@Cute_N_Squish) June 18, 2019
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