they know that exactly what going for a walk sounds like, no matter how quiet pic.twitter.com/OnIUhgoQv7— Father (@legoboxlogo) June 9, 2019
why use a mindfulness app when you can simply get a dog who is incredibly determined to eat street food, thus forcing you to be present and hyperaware for at least 30 mins a day— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) June 14, 2019
I thought Alexa would herald a new voice operated utopia.— Jamie Douglass (@JamesLDouglass) June 13, 2019
Turns out I bought a very expensive egg timer. Who is also a spy.
I disagree with Jessica Biel about vaccinations, but she'll still remain my #1 source for all other medical information.— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) June 13, 2019
Awesome! LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga will have an option to toggle voice acting or mumbling.— Flibie (@flibie28) June 12, 2019
@UniWatch ever seen the now defunct independent league Sonoma County Crushers with their Abominable “Sonoman”? pic.twitter.com/KWJsdaFLdf— Jason Morgans (@smalls3024) June 14, 2019
Morning meditation on this trivia from the first Paddington film pic.twitter.com/pcpUQonHsu— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) June 13, 2019
All time fave pic.twitter.com/Cm9dIclebL— Victor Hendrix (@victor_myke) June 12, 2019
My cousin in England told her colleagues she wanted a Mariah Carey birthday cake. They misunderstood, and is the cake they made her instead. It’s Marie Curie, looking very festive. pic.twitter.com/LMHJnMATqD— Harriet Alida Lye (@harrietalida) June 14, 2019
We got a doorbell for our dogs to let us know when they want to go outside...this may have been a big mistake.😂😂 pic.twitter.com/swRaC30UXU— Taylor Harrison (@TaytaynmTaylor) June 12, 2019
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