crying is not an emergency pic.twitter.com/oEihtoRr2m— alli gallagher (@allisongallaghr) June 24, 2019
when our microwave is finished, it just says ‘Good’ in an eerily passive aggressive way pic.twitter.com/qQrmD2rihD— Lucy James (@lucyjamesgames) June 25, 2019
I think my daughter may be a wweeeee bit too much photo trained π— jessy (@jessedmisten) June 24, 2019
she does this every. single. time. we leave the house pic.twitter.com/jhWGEg0cWy
Sweet Chin Music pic.twitter.com/HlqlFNogX7— BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER (@B1ackSchefter) January 30, 2018
me doing side quests while ignoring the main story pic.twitter.com/vbAC8fMCYN— Tanjiro (@indikota) June 23, 2019
My roommate Jen used put her credit card in a glass of water and put the glass in the freezer.— katie rosman (@katierosman) June 25, 2019
anyone who thinks villain monologues are unrealistic has never seen a famous dude double down on twitter— scroll for initiative (@failnaut) June 24, 2018
Gringotts Bank ATM not secured well in Hogsmeade tonight. Door ajar. pic.twitter.com/YM7UQXBCSQ— bioreconstruct (@bioreconstruct) June 25, 2019
"I demand to taste the space relish" πππππ pic.twitter.com/On7nK1jlEG— Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) June 25, 2019
My landlord had to come over and he asked to give the dog a treat so she’d be more friendly. I told him she’s not really food-motivated but it’s worth a try. She’s been staring at us like this for the past ten minutes pic.twitter.com/UTx5R1yQMX— Simon Barrett (@Simon_Barrett) June 23, 2019
*Ten funny tweets.