Actual representation of my Aries ass and a Virgo man pic.twitter.com/rmUmaT7Nmq— S (@samanthaxled) July 15, 2019
My old roommate keeps texting me photos; apparently all my old furniture keeps getting temporarily adopted and then almost immediately put back on the street. A devastating own— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) July 15, 2019
Someone told me every C in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently and now I’m havin a bit of a moment if I’m being honest— ilaina (@ilainabananas) July 14, 2019
me: we're as thick as thieves— moose 🦌 (@tiemoose) July 14, 2019
friend: ok
me: as juicy as burglars
friend: stop
me: just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois
Tossed some old bird seed in my fire pit planning to get rid of it with a bonfire (b/c it kept sprouting INSIDE of the bird feeder and rotting lol) then went to Europe for a couple weeks. I came back to what I believe to be some corn, sunflowers, and a pumpkin vine 😂 pic.twitter.com/niiHMXrhGl— Sandi Morris, OLY🇺🇸 (@sandicheekspv) July 15, 2019
This clip from the Fox show Beat Shazam is the bleakest thing on television. Darker than Euphoria or Chernobyl. I implore you to watch the entire clip pic.twitter.com/exocXvCaVg— Mike Abrusci (@mikeabrusci) July 15, 2019
Austin Theory had one of the greatest sell jobs of all time at the Evolve anniversary show on a stunner pic.twitter.com/waAlNOhodh— Paid man gets bored (@cjzero) July 16, 2019
There used to be a lot of TV shows and movies about an average American family that just happened to have an alien or cryptid living in their home. Don't see that so much anymore. (Also, what was that all about?)— willy 💧♍ 🛵 (@willystaley) July 15, 2019
More buildings should apologize pic.twitter.com/xQxVJE4rUl— Sam Jacob (@_SamJacob) July 16, 2019
What a wonderful book dedication. pic.twitter.com/pGc65C0c6Q— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) July 7, 2019
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