Then we have HORSE PEOPLE, who are tied with beef people for People That Dairy People Hate. Dairy cows have jobs. Horses are, essentially, large and expensive pets. Dairy farmers tend to resent the false equivalence.— 😇💖😈 (@songlin221) July 25, 2019
Dairy goat people have a habit of showing up to dairy events, like the Dairy Quizbowl, and insisting more of it be about them. They have it in their heads that dairy goats are just as big of a deal as dairy cows.— 😇💖😈 (@songlin221) July 25, 2019
One part of the cow that gets judged is the line of their spine. It should ideally be super straight. You can make it look better by “fitting a topline.” This is when you clip the cow but leave the hair on the spine long, then tease it up, like so. pic.twitter.com/K9tqxE8mWC— 😇💖😈 (@songlin221) July 27, 2019
For the Holstein futurity, they wear FUCKING EVENING WEAR TO HANDLE A COW pic.twitter.com/lT4qKENDRD— 😇💖😈 (@songlin221) July 27, 2019
*Previously: How to fake horse riding in movies