harry potter if he was a vlogger— summertime abby (@real_asherlock) July 14, 2019
1. i killed my professor
2. HOW TO SURVIVE A BASILISK ATTACK (w/ tips)
3. my stalker tried to kill me
4. i saw my crush’s boyfriend die?
5. O.W.L.S vlog (gone wrong!)
6. girlfriend tag! (ft. ginny weasley)
7. I DIED + CAME BACK (not clickbait)
The most ominous thing about the phrase "dance like no one is watching" is that it implies that somebody is always watching. It's like going up to someone and saying "drink your coffee like nobody drowned a mouse in it."— Lore in the Time of Cholera (@loresjoberg) July 15, 2019
My son just remarked that the face was drawn pretty well, but the body was a total fail.— Tommy Andreasen (@TommyAndreasen) July 14, 2019
Brilliant observation #kfc pic.twitter.com/To9s62LZ3Y
you ever think about the fact we're slenderman for chimpanzees— known sympathiser (@mortalityplays) July 15, 2019
I want this paper plane pic.twitter.com/MWsg6tiI7D— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 14, 2019
Today's guest TV channel is TV New Zealand and STONE THE CROWS HILARY that top is cursed. pic.twitter.com/1MaGYTGi9W— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) July 15, 2019
The best part about getting yanked from a game is being able to put your earring back in. pic.twitter.com/ASp5BZkKMY— Ƒunhouse (@BackAftaThis) July 15, 2019
the next challenge should be opening a bottle cap without filming it— James Colley (@JamColley) July 15, 2019
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?— Skoog (@Skoog) July 14, 2019
Me: tweet
Therapist: no
BACK OFF: This mother bear gave quite a scare to a man who got too close to her cubs at Great Smoky Mountains National Park in Tennessee.— WSB-TV (@wsbtv) July 15, 2019
Signs posted in the area warn visitors to stay 50 yards away from the animals. https://t.co/4sq3HzV6cI pic.twitter.com/9PRDYiWy6N
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