No one automatically cares about your blissful family picnic or that time you went to Prague. So you MAKE them care about that recipe! You tell me how you stirred that borscht with Rasputin’s mummified left hand! You fought a Nazi for that schnitzel recipe!— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) July 15, 2019
I want you to tell me that if I get the proportions of this ranch dip exactly right, it opens the portal to strange time and place and I have to fight Yog-Sothoth with a carrot stick!— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) July 15, 2019
Tell me this Mac & cheese recipe was scrawled in blood on the bottom of the steps (with chisel marks FROM UNDERNEATH) and the last ingredient was missing, so you decided to use Gorgonzola.— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) July 15, 2019
I think that book should also come with achievement stickers.— Rainbow Milkshake (wielded; right hand) (@coyotedancer) July 15, 2019
"I cooked Extremely Weird Carrots and survived the Elder Horrors."
*Previously: Beef Wellington sandwich recipe.