John Vassall: I need a leave of absence to go to Jamaica.— Caitlin G DeAngelis (@cgdhopkins) July 30, 2019
Harvard: Why?
John Vassall: Reasons.
Harvard: Checks out. pic.twitter.com/PrW1wiTZCK
— Nicky Prada (@nicky_prada) July 29, 2019
Me: *thinks boyfriend is mad bc he’s being very quiet*— Alexis (@alexisclairefit) July 28, 2019
Me: “whatcha thinking about?”
Him: “about how bike tires are made”
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Ladies we gotta stop worrying what boys are thinking bc 9 times out of 10 it’s some dumb shit like this
have just discovered PET GOOP help pic.twitter.com/6294B2iqCl— Joanna Rothkopf (@joannarothkopf) July 30, 2019
Man what the fuck pic.twitter.com/CvvYu51JTG— mars - i,i (@jortle) July 29, 2019
How to Save Money By Wearing One Signature Outfit Like a Cartoon Character: https://t.co/NhLNjXf0Gl pic.twitter.com/eM1PbMbDVe— Reductress (@Reductress) July 30, 2019
this video perfectly describes how it feels to make stuff and put it online. https://t.co/HDdQHv6jkl— Donwill® 'One Word No Space' Out Now (@donwill) July 30, 2019
Illustrations from The Mighty Marvel Comics Strength and Fitness Book (1976). Ghost Rider...— Tales from Weirdland (@WeirdlandTales) July 31, 2019
Is there anyone who wants to do the Patriotic Pull with me? pic.twitter.com/L1r7mdLaZm
Video: Joy and Sadness are this week’s Disneyland Paris Guest Stars #FriendshipDay pic.twitter.com/Ebecnps2D7— ED92 (@ED92live) July 30, 2019
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE pic.twitter.com/CXU8GbKBH5— Chris 🎬 (@illucifer) July 30, 2019
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