I've always wondered why this area is so littered.— Soph (@SophieWarnes) December 31, 2019
... There's a magpie picking stuff out of the bin and throwing it on the floor. pic.twitter.com/7JmGGi1Ibj
Ok I’m going to be very honest right now - I’ve had that thought— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) December 30, 2019
Peter crouch playing golf has helped me through the heaviest of comedowns yeno, has me in bits everytime pic.twitter.com/v4ZlT3QcZV— Lewy (@Lewyb96) December 29, 2019
Everyone who just got a peloton for Xmas:— Andy MacDonald (@andymacdeez) December 31, 2019
Do you HAVE to be on the bike or can you just leave the screen on to have encouragement screamed at you all day long?
i never told my mom this but one time i threw a party in high school and someone peed in the cat's litter box so when she got back there was a giant petrified human piss brick and she cried while taking the cat to the vet all while i watched and said nothing to avoid being caught— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) December 30, 2019
When I was like 9 a boy told me he liked me and I panicked and told him I am not allowed to like boys because my mom thinks boys are gross (??) and he asked if my mom is a lesbian and I lied and said yes and he said his mom is too and they should meet. I think about this a lot.— na'ama. (@iknownaama) December 31, 2019
“Computer folks” 😅 https://t.co/UHnKVsAkrI— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) December 31, 2019
Him just throwing the word "software" in there is killing me.— Steven Ruiz (@theStevenRuiz) December 31, 2019
"You know, hard drives, CD-roms, things of that nature." https://t.co/l5VxjqoH3R
I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video.— Nick Amadeus (@NickAmadeus) June 8, 2014
Tiny ruffian of the day. pic.twitter.com/2s1vONfzsI— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 29, 2019
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