— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 9, 2020
Mookie & Fernando are adorable pic.twitter.com/BNFMCLTkcB
— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) October 9, 2020
Every NY Post story about Manhattan from now on should describe events as taking place “within miles of where Rick Moranis was assaulted” https://t.co/kIvA0f4GW4
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 9, 2020
(I just realized that the inverse of this should be that Brooklyn realtors should describe neighborhoods like Bed-Stuy as being “a vibrant community, lined with elegant brownstone homes, walkable, and a safe distance from the place where Rick Moranis was assaulted”)
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 9, 2020
Imiagine how much more attentive we'd all be if Gov. Whitmer's ASL interpretter was in every Zoom meeting. https://t.co/KKULBnL7aS
— Spencer Soper (@spencersoper) October 9, 2020
I improvised and became part owner of @GripBoost and we came up some heat π€π€π€ https://t.co/i2sMGKpYjA
— Ty Hill (@cheetah) October 8, 2020
Government’s advised me to retrain as a boxer pic.twitter.com/FCKEPPwuPR
— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) October 7, 2020
YES, I HAVE AN APP, he says.
— Anna Sproul-Latimer (@annasproul) October 8, 2020
I hold up my phone and the leaf I’ve low key just ripped off the tree I’m standing under. “I also have an app,” I say. “For trees.”
Two weirdos nod at each other solemnly.
They kicked me out of Dune club 'cause I would always shout "Atreides" like the titular sample from the Beastie Boys' "Hey Ladies!"
— M Van Vleet (@signalstation) October 6, 2020
Clang is great name for a goalie pic.twitter.com/XlXdhBjpf7
— Stu Motown #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) October 7, 2020
3rd rd Wild pick pic.twitter.com/KH4LxJN2EV
— Stu Motown #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) October 7, 2020
I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “the Muppet from Sesame Street.”
— Josh Teis (@joshteis) October 5, 2020
They told me, “he doesn’t count!” I replied, “I assure you, he does.”
Some evil mastermind needs to find a way to combine email newsletters and podcasts into the worst possible format
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) October 6, 2020
We did it https://t.co/TQNDsTbodr
— Addisu Demissie π‘ (@ASDem) October 6, 2020
this is a good defense attorney pic.twitter.com/Gclnwhgc3U
— wilkie (@wilkieii) October 4, 2020
Retour de notre championne #tigertanaka @jessica89452046 et Tata ππ pic.twitter.com/ODn9vECi5f
— Rossi Charley (@RossiCharley) October 5, 2020
Woke up at 3.30 this morning to find a fox in our house!! He took refuge behind our fruit bowl in the kitchen! We think he came in when I took out the rubbish on Sunday night meaning he was in hiding here all day yest & we were none the wiser! We named him Freddie! #FreddietheFox pic.twitter.com/xUUznDaXjS
— Mary Phelan (@MaryPhelanMP) October 6, 2020
VF5FS γΈγ§γγͺγΌ vs γ«γ°γπΊ pic.twitter.com/uvvEVpjQAr
— mumu_JE (@je_mumu) October 5, 2020
Interspecies friendship of the day pic.twitter.com/50EU5r6pUO— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) October 5, 2020
A Sea Lion snores away on a beach. ππ pic.twitter.com/pQzoJ5UDoV— Akki (@akkitwts) October 5, 2020
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