Corporations: Are people— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) January 15, 2021
Also corporations: Can discombobulate into the ethereal mists and reappear moments later across the country under the same name but a different personhood
Shaq using Russian on Jokic reminds me of the time he referred to a rookie Ricky Rubio as "the Italian Pete Maravich" https://t.co/Iq5JQ7f0rv— CJ Fogler 6'7" IQ 269 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) January 15, 2021
This guy is wearing two different pants. https://t.co/FObjmTALPx— Kert Gartner (@kertgartner) January 11, 2021
News from Quebec:— Kelly Greig (@KellyGreig) January 11, 2021
I just confirmed with Sherbrooke police that a husband and wife were fined for walking after curfew with the man on a leash. The officer told me her defense was she is allowed to walk a dog after curfew.
They were fined $1500 each.@CTVMontreal @CTVNews
Absolutely epic list of possible names found in Dickens' papers. Miriam Denial! pic.twitter.com/aP2vJc1ePk— KJ Charles (@kj_charles) January 11, 2021
Heck of a name lad pic.twitter.com/FDgPkU1p3q— Sad Charles (@charleswrites) January 10, 2021
People auditioning to be walkers in the walking dead 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/a39OD5SDVt— Aqualady𓃤 𓅇 𓅋 𓆘 (@Aqualady6666) January 11, 2021
Still teasing each other after nearly 30 years of working together, Jim Henson and Frank Oz were truly a perfect example of Friendship Goals. 😂❤️ pic.twitter.com/kj8rnz0auL— Muppet History (@HistoryMuppet) January 11, 2021
Twitter has felt rather bleak for the past week, so here’s some #Singapore #otters out for their morning run. pic.twitter.com/7otq7kwsuE— Mark White (@mrkwhite) January 11, 2021
The cutest thing EVER. How a mother elephant crosses Ewaso Nyiro river bed VS how the child does it 😂 pic.twitter.com/4NnBGBfACq— Faisal (@PyeparFaisal) January 11, 2021
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